Dandelion (Taraxacum):
Everyone knows dandelion. One of the great hoaxes of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries is that dandelion is ugly. This has been perpetrated by chemical loving people who wish to destroy the Earth. Look at it. It is downright beautiful! People who claim it to be ugly are soulless narcissists who can’t stand beauty when it occurs naturally. They think that God and Mother Nature are helpless novices in the areas of environmental and biological designs.
Dandelion makes a good salad if picked fresh. Leave the root so that the delicate shoots and flowers will regrow.
If you should come down with warts, dandelion to the rescue! Apply its milky sap directly to the offending dermatological eruption every day until the wart disappears. If it itches while the milky white sap dries, do not scratch it. The itching means that the medicine is working.
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